When Watching Sports...

It's probably best to watch it with someone who at least knows a little tiny something about the game.

My friend Jennifer wanted to hang out on a Sat.

Me: OK. But, I want to watch the USC game. Do you want to watch it with me?

J: Oh.....ok....I don't really like sports, but I'll watch it with you.

Me: I can make us dinner at half time.

Don't know what I was thinking there. Oh wait. Yes, I do. I was thinking that I'd actually have enough TIME to make dinner during half time! a hahahhahaha! Oh, that's a good one!

Only, I wasn't laughing.

I'm still in the kitchen making fried fish for my friend when the game comes back on.

J: Oh! Naomi! Someone just made a touch-, a touch-. Is it called a 'touchdown'?

Me: Yes. Yes. It is. It's called a touchdown. Can you tell me WHO made the touchdown?

J: Ummm....I think it was USC, but I'm not sure. But, they're all jumping up and down.

Me: Then, yes, it was USC.

J: Oh, someone else just ran into the end-! the end-! is it called an "endzone"?

Me: Yes, it's called an endzone.

omg.

Next time, pizza.